Kevin Smith

On top of Weinstein 600mil bid, AND my giant "Blue Mickey", I'll also throw in Helnwein's "LA Confidential":

Dear Disney: Friday, I offered to sweeten the Harvey/Bob 600mil Miramax offer with inclusion of this giant painting:

The Grapevine area, just before you hit the Valley. Yes, that's a cloud bank. #RoofOfTheWorldMa

Driving back from SF, I saw an old friend: a place where, nearly a decade earlier, I screamed @JayMewes

Wait a fucking second... These aren't the Blues! They're the Blue Jackets! #ReadingComprehension.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! Erin! Go Bra-less! Witness @NHLDevils wearing 'o the green:

And like the fat fuck who inspired the shoe, there's always something on the tongue:

Inside the Etnies CLERKS skips you'll find Jay:

Via @marklidstone "at least your sneakers look clean" Know why? 'cause they're my new CLERKS Etnies skips.

Hey @SouthwestAir! Look how fat I am on your plane! Quick! Throw me off!